Funny Food

August 13th, 2008 by Girlfriend Amy

Aren’t these cute? I love funny food pictures…

Speaking of cute…Wow! Did you see all the gorgeous new girls at Bay City Blues phone sex? Check them out…There’s sexy storyteller Vanessa, barely-legal cutie pie Kelly, and kinky cougar Victoria! Yummy! I can’t wait to play with all of them! Really, we have the best girls at BCB, don’t you think? Makes me happy, knowing there’s someone for everyone, no matter what your “type” is. And I’m sure the other girls feel the same way. I know I’m always super happy I can be there for my favorite phone friends…

My darling Marvelous Marty and I have had TWO hot strip tease phone dates this week, and I just love teasing him slowly with my curvy little body.  (Thanks, Michelle, for the inspiration!)  Oh the way MM moans when he sees these perky tits and hard nipples of mine!  I drive him wild with desire, and he always returns the favor, making his phone girlfriend a very happy, creamy girl.  *winks*

Then I got to have another sexy roleplay with my New Hubby.  We were both virgins on our wedding night, but eager to make a baby.  It was so sweet and tender and loving, and I just know there is going to be a wonderful bundle of joy to celebrate from our first union as man and wife!

I have a brand new phone sex suitor named Donny Darling who was super sweet to me.  We chatted a little bit before I slid onto my knees to show him how a proper phone sweetie treats her man.  *winks*  No position is off limits- I love it on top, doggy style, whatever it takes to make you explode, darling.  I may not be the kinkiest girl, but I’m game to try just about anything to make you happy!

Super smooches to Kissing Kevin for an awesome introduction call- I thought I was going to pass out from all the orgasms!  *giggle*  Seriously though, we had a lot of fun exploring one another’s bodies and learning how to make each other shiver.  It’s so nice to have that kind of time together, isn’t it? 

That truly is my favorite part about being a phone girlfriend…Getting to know my sexy boyfriends and learning what makes them tick…And explode!  *wink*  Come cuddle up with me?

XOXO
Amy

Lucky Lady

August 6th, 2008 by Girlfriend Amy

Sexy shoutout time…

Daddy Dearest called me the other day just to get to know me better! That’s right, technically we didn’t even have phone sex, but it was an awesome call anyways. Or maybe BECAUSE of that. Sometimes it’s just really cool to find out a little more about the person on the other end of the phone. And now I totally can’t wait to talk to him again, so we can both take what we learned and make the call even hotter for both of us!

I made a new phone friend, CB, who loves all different kinds of roleplay and only needs like five seconds to recover. Seriously, we did this hot scene and both exploded super hard, and then a minute later he had me on my knees again! Wow is all I can say!

Miss Linda and I spanked a naughty sissyboy who got into our make-up drawers and ruined all our lipsticks. He has to wear his white fishnets and high-heels while he serves at our dinner party tonight, and everyone will see how pink his bottom is! *giggles*

Tasty Tyler and I had an awesome intro call the other day. He has a thing for perky, natural breasts like mine, so I let him rub his throbbing cock all over my titties until he was gushing pre-cum. Mmmm! Then I showed him how a good phone girlfriend will do anything to please her man, including taking it in her bottom! *winks*

Had an awesome tease and denial threesome with Destiny and our very Horny Professor. The poor guy is such a pushover for hot, young bodies like ours! Hehehe! We’ve got guaranteed A’s in the class now, and we still haven’t let him cum yet!

Summertime sure is hard on Marvelous Marty. He has less time and opportunity to call these days, but it’s ok…Every time we talk, it’s like we’ve never been apart! That’s what having a phone girlfriend like me is all about, and he knows that better than anyone! Plus it makes the calls even hotter, because we have to make the most of the time we do have.

I just love my phone boyfriends! Thanks, guys, for making me a very lucky lady!

XOXO
Amy

Welcome to the Weekend!

August 1st, 2008 by Girlfriend Amy

Woooohooo! I am so glad it’s finally the weekend! It’s my first weekend in forever that I haven’t had to work, and I hardly know what to do with myself. But I bet ~you~ can think of something to do with your sexy sweetheart, right? *winks*

I know Naughty Noah never has trouble figuring out what to do with me. Hehehe! He’s very fond of licking, kissing, and worshipping my gorgeous ass, and believe me I don’t mind one bit! Whenever I hear his sexy voice, I know I’m in for a couple of hot, wet orgasms. Mmmm!

Kisses to my Prince Charming for the morning wake-up quickie the other day and for the long threesome with sexy minx Brynn! It was so much fun getting to show you all the things we used to do late at night in boarding school. *giggles*

Oooh, you know what is totally awesome? When a guy calls me after reading one of my blog posts here or at Bay City Blues. I try really hard to get my personality across, because I want people to understand what they’re going to get if they call a phone girlfriend like me. And when a guy like Boyfriend Johh comes my way, it makes me so happy I take the time to write!

Also had an amazing time with Sexy Mark before we were unceremoniously disconnected. *sigh* Getting busted sucks! Lol but true.

A Secret Admirer snuck a bunch of flowers into my bedroom in the middle of the night while I was sleeping, so I woke up to a room full of blooms. How romantic! I showed him my appreciation with a long, tender lovemaking session that had us both afterglowing for hours.

And Funny Furry is definitely teaching this girl a thing or two! I mean, I never thought I was sexually sheltered, but that guy is kinkier than I ever thought I could be! Even though I know he could find other Bay City Blues phone sex girls who are probably more like him, I think he likes shocking me.

Then I got to be the perfect girlfriend for a Shy Guy who’s too timid to talk to the girls at the strip club. So I bought him a lap dance with Michelle and convinced her to come home with us. What guy ~doesn’t~ want to have a hot threesome with two sexy girls? Not him! Hehehe!

Have a great weekend!

XOXO
Amy

Bonus Week!

July 25th, 2008 by Girlfriend Amy

Yay!  Thanks to you awesome phone boyfriends, I made a bonus week at Bay City Blues again!  This means that until midnight next Thursday, you can get a 30 minute phone sex call with me for the price of a 25 minute call!  All you have to do is call through dispatch (866) SEXY-832 and as for the Hot List Special with Girlfriend Amy.  Isn’t that a good deal?  Plus, if you haven’t already taken advantage of it, Howard and Tonya are running a New Website Special 25-for-20 just to celebrate the new BCB blog design!  But there is a limit of one per customer, so get yours now before they take it down.  Hehehe!

So wow what a busy weekend I’m going to have!  Tomorrow morning, some friends are coming over to make cookies for this potluck barbecue we’re going to in the afternoon.  But they both know about my phone sex fun, so I should be able to take calls while they’re here.  Heck, you might get lucky and hear some of my sexy friends in the background…Lol!  Then on Sunday we have a HUGE wedding that’s going to be a major pain in the ass.   (And not in the good way.  *giggle*)  But right now I love both my jobs and all of you too!

XOXO
Amy

P.S. Dont’ forget to check the main BCB blog regularly, because I’ll probably be writing some shout-outs and sexy stories there too!

Manic Monday

July 21st, 2008 by Girlfriend Amy

Omg I feel like I’ve been running around like a chicken with my head cut off!  I had so many errands to run today, plus I had to stop by the office for what was supposed to be like 15 minutes but turned into two hours!  *sigh*  Anyway, I home now and I slipped into something a little more comfy.  Last week I picked up a couple of cute sundresses at the mall, along with some sexy halter tops.  And of course, no shopping trip is complete without a little something from Victoria’s Secret!  *winks* 

It’s the kind of thing I like to wear for my Tender Lover, who always misses me so terribly when he’s away on business.  But as soon a he gets home and rushes into my waiting arms, we melt into each other!  It’s amazing how our bodies fit together so well- a woman made for her man!

I got to hear another round of kinky stories from the Slut’s Boyfriend, who’s girlfriend really is a nympho for big black cock!  Seriously, she’ll like drop to her knees as soon as she sees a bulge in a guy’s pants.  At least it turns SB on to watch her servicing a bunch of other guys, otherwise he’d be one unhappy dude.  Lol!

Had another sexy early-morning rendezvous with Naughty Noah, who just adores the way his phone sweetheart welcomes him into her bed.  I love the way his big, strong body feels on top of mine, and we always explode so hard together!

Finally got caught up with the Sperminator after he got busted during our last phone sex call.  I hate it when that happens!  But at least we got to finish the fantasy.  Can I just say that knock-me-up kink really gets me off?  I’m not sure why, but something about it is really sexy, don’t you think?

Big kisses to my special guy, Marvelous Marty for being the best phone boyfriend a girl could want.  He knows just what to say to put a smile on my face, and it’s so cool knowing how much we both look forward to our conversations!  *smooches*

And I had a super fun phone sex threesome with Sydney and a very naughty Baby Boy.  He learned that it’s not ok to lie to your aunties when you break their favorite toys.  Hehehe!  The poor kid probably still can’t sit down, and he never did find out what that long buzzing stick was for.  *giggles*

Hey how about the new Bay City Blues phone sex blog!?!?  Doesn’t it look fab?  I think Tonya and Howard did a great job, and I can’t wait to post all sorts of sexy things!  I hope you all had a great weekend, and if you need a little TLC, let’s have a fun phone date!

XOXO
Amy

Wow!

July 19th, 2008 by Girlfriend Amy

Have you seen the brand new Bay City Blues phone sex website? I think it looks great, but then I’m totally in love with WordPress blogs. Lol! Anyways, make sure you update your bookmarks, because we’ve moved around a little. For instance, my new BCB profile page is at http://baycityblues.com/amy. I spent some time today updating the links in my blog too, so you should be able to click through from here with no trouble. Hope you sexy phone boyfriends are having a great weekend, and I’ll talk to you soon!

XOXO
Amy

Your Girlfriend…

July 13th, 2008 by Girlfriend Amy

…is the sexy stripper who catches your eye the second you walk into the club.  You see me writhing on stage, using my hot body to tease and tempt the gawking guys crowded at my feet.  I stare straight at you and your cock twitches in your pants.  I know you want me.  You ask me for a lap dance as soon as I step off the stage, slipping me a wad of cash and letting me lead you to the private booths.  You can tell from the look in my eyes that I’m about to make your night, Bri-Guy…

…is never surprised to walk in on Uncle Pantysniffer.  You’ve got your hands in my dirty clothes hamper again, you dirty old man!  You love sucking the crotch of my crusty worn panties and burying your face in my musky bottom!  You’re just lucky I like the way your tongue feels, or you’d be in big trouble…

…teases her horny neighbor, Bangin’ Bruce.  I seem so innocent when I invite him over for a dip in our swimming pool on a hot day.  He isn’t expecting me to “surprise” him in the pool house while he’s changing, so can you blame the guy for getting a huge hard-on when I flash him my perky little tits?  He knows he shouldn’t, but my friends and I blackmail him into fucking me in front of all of them!

…loves deflowering virgins like Sweetheart Steve!  It’s so adorable how nervous and eager they are.  I like teaching them how to touch a woman’s body and showing them how to please.  And you better believe in return I show them how good a blowjob feels!  *winks*  Virgins are always so thankful and sweet- I love being a guy’s first phone sex experience!

…has tons of spanking stories to tell pervy pals like Spanky J.  My parents totally believed in corporal punishment, and I can remember many times I got bent over my Daddy’s knee for a good old-fashioned bare-bottomed spanking.  It always hurt like hell, but I sure learned my lessons!

…had a super hot phone sex threesome with Roxanne!  We’ve been friends forever, but last night at a party we both had a little too much to drink.  We woke up in bed with her brother!  None of us can remember exactly what happened, but since we’re all buck naked…Plus, I have hickeys all over!  Hehehe!

…is waiting for you at Bay City Blues phone sex, so why don’t you give your favorite phone sweetheart a call?

XOXO
Amy

For a Special Guy…

July 11th, 2008 by Girlfriend Amy

You guys all know how much I love being your phone girlfriend.  At least I hope you do!  I was going to write a bunch of sexy shoutouts, but I just have to say thank you to a very special guy who really made my day yesterday.  You see, sometimes for whatever reason, a phone sex call doesn’t quite go the way it should.  It’s really upsetting when that happens, so a lot of times the person pretends like it didn’t happen.  Well that just doesn’t work when you have a close relationship like I do with my phone boyfriends.  So I want to tell my special guy (he knows who he is) that I don’t think I’ve ever adored him more than I do right now.  It’s so important to me that I know how to please you and make you happy!  I know it wasn’t easy to tell me the truth, but it makes me realize how much you care about me and respect me.  Thank you!  *big hugs*

XOXO
Your Girlfriend Amy

Fireworks

July 5th, 2008 by Girlfriend Amy

What an awesome 4th! Not only did I make bank at the dinner we catered (double time plus ginormous tips), but I got to raise a few flagpoles for my phone sex boyfriends. Hehehe!

First there was the super sexy call with my Morning Moaner. I swear he knows just how to make this phone sweetheart shiver to the tips of my toes!

Then the Slut’s Boyfriend told me about how his girlfriend can’t get enough big black cock. He loves knowing she taked loads of cum all the time and he’s always getting sloppy seconds! She belongs in the nympho hall of fame! *giggle*

My First Boyfriend and I had a sizzling orgy with Princess Chloe. We were the naughty girls next door who teased and seduced the horny pervert neighbor. As soon as he saw us prancing around in our little bikinis, his flagpole rose straight up. We sure are patriotic! Hehehe!

Daddy Dearest and I had another hot roleplay where he drugged my drink at a Fourth of July party and took advantage of me while I was high. I can’t remember everything that happened, but I know I’m not a virgin anymore…

And I had a very romantic date with Prince Charming, who rented the top of the Eiffel Tower so we could make love with all of Paris in the background. Wow! He really knows how to take my breath away! I can’t wait for our gondola ride in Venice! *wink*

I hope all of you had a great holiday (*waves at MM*), and if you didn’t get to see any fireworks well we can always make more! *naughty grin*

XOXO
Amy

Hehehe!

July 3rd, 2008 by Girlfriend Amy

So I’m eating my cereal this morning…

When I noticed something funny…

Ummmm…So if I’m reading this right, my cereal expires on April 14, 2009…At exactly one o’clock. LMAO!  Is that hilarious or what?  My problem is I don’t know whether it’s 1 am or 1 pm.  I’m going with military time and calling it 1:00am, otherwise I think it would be 13:00, right?  I’m half tempted to save the last bit of cereal for a year just to see if it will disintegrate when the clock strikes one.  Hehehe! 

Anyways, I’m getting paid double time to work a party tomorrow, so if I don’t talk to you before then, have an awesome Fourth of July! And if you do catch me on, how about a hot phone sex threesome with one of my gorgeous BCB girlfriends?  Have you seen the new girl, Destiny?  Omg she is so hot!  I’d just love to snag her two-girl call cherry!  Mmmm what could be better than two horny babes on your phone?  *winks*

XOXO
Amy

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