To Make You Smile
Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence.
The Priest said, “Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until directed to do so.”
Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, “Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You may speak two words.”
Sister Mary Katherine said, “Hard bed.”
“I’m sorry to hear that,” the Priest said, “We will get you a better bed.”
After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was summoned by the Priest.
“You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine.”
“Cold food,” said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.
On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine in to his office. “You may say two words today.”
“I quit,” said Sister Mary Katherine.
“It’s probably best,” said the Priest, “You’ve done nothing but bitch since you got here.”
Hehehe! I hope everyone’s having a great week so far. I am, thanks to Diamond Joe who kicked off my weekend with a killer call. I’m getting lots of practice on my knees, if you know what I mean. *winkwink* Harley and I got to be very naughty sisters who figured out how to get anything we want from our Lecherous Stepfather. It’s easy when you have hot young tight bodies like ours! Gosh those two-girl calls sure are fun! My First Boyfriend and I were making out in his car, and I got him so worked up just grinding my hips on his laps and pushing my titties in his face that he came right there in his pants! *giggle*
XOXO
Amy
P.S. I hope you don’t miss me too much, MM! *smoochies*