Ewww

June 9th, 2008 by Girlfriend Amy

Can I just say that sloppy drunk guys are so not sexy? Yesterday I had to work a wedding and the groomsmen got so sloshed, they were really obnoxious. It was so bad at one point that Shirley took the father of the groom aside and told him to keep a couple of them in line or she was going to pull her cocktail staff. Lewd and crude and rude. Ugh. To top it all off, it was a “no-tip” event but usually that just means $30-$60 instead of $100+. But nobody fricking tipped a thing, not one dollar! Grrr! Oh well, at least you sweet phone boyfriends of mine know how to treat me right! *giggle*

Teacher Steve tries really hard, but he can never resist me when I sit in the front row of his class in my short little skirts and no panties. Hehehe! He dragged me into his office and had his way with me, then sent me off to my next class with a load of his cum deep inside me.

My Dirty Daddy was very happy when I decided to take Mommy’s place now that she won’t fuck him anymore. I’m going to learn how to do all the things he loves that Mommy doesn’t do for him, and maybe even some kinky stuff she never tried! Aren’t I a good little girl? *wink*

The Sperminator stopped by for another hot impregnation phone sex call. Gosh I tell you there is something so sensual about taking a big cream pie in my fertile womb and knowing my belly is going to swell up pretty!

Then Roxanne and I were snobby sorority sisters who love teasing the Gamer Geek who keeps up the house computers. We put on a special lesbo cam show that got him so worked up he broke his keyboard- hard to use when it’s sticky and crusted. Lol!

Kisses to KS for a hot quickie and also to Big BJ for letting Linda show me how to deep throat using his cock for practice! Next time maybe she’ll show me how to take it up the ass… *wink*

And super big hugs to my Marvelous Marty who made sweet, slow love to me this morning until we both exploded in the hugest orgasm together. I swear as we get to know each other more, each call gets better and better!

Isn’t that what having a phone sex girlfriend is all about? Having a special someone to spend cherished moments with, who truly cares about pleasing you. If that sounds like what you need after a long day, give me a call!

XOXO
Amy

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