Girlfriend Amy

TOP 10 REASON TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10. You’re guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don’t have to compliment the person who gave you [...]

I can’t believe I’m finally settled in!  OMG how do I even explain how much I love love LOVE my new place?  It’s absolutely perfect for me.  It’s a one-bedroom, loft-style condo with an open floor plan and tons of natural light.  I’m going to try to get a friend with a camera over here [...]