Girlfriend Amy

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So, I took her to a gas station.
And that’s how the fight started…
I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told [...]

Well no matter who you voted for, you can’t deny that this was one history-making election! I worked an election party that was totally out of control- everybody was tipsy by 7pm, and by the time they called it for Obama just after 8pm (my time, Pacific), we had to send a runner back [...]