Aren’t those super cute? Thanks to Tonya for sending them to me! We already use some of those fruit designs in our catering presentations, just not quite posed so humorously. Lol. Anyways, another big weekend and I’m super exhausted but I have to be in the office soon. So please [...]
Can I just say that sloppy drunk guys are so not sexy? Yesterday I had to work a wedding and the groomsmen got so sloshed, they were really obnoxious. It was so bad at one point that Shirley took the father of the groom aside and told him to keep a couple of [...]
Oooooh guess what!?!?! I made the Bay City Blues phone sex Hot List three weeks in a row thanks to you awesome phone boyfriends! The Hot List is basically Howard and Tonya’s way of giving us girls a little pat on the ass when we do good. Every week they list the top five girls, [...]
I got home from the catering office today and there was a package waiting from Marvelous Marty! It’s this really cool book called Becoming a Chef, and it was a total surprise because it wasn’t even on my Amazon wishlist. It’s a very inspirational book, especially to me right now considering my current job transition. Why am I [...]
Hey everybody! I hope you all had a great holiday weekend! I was a busy babe that’s for sure. Who knew so many people have parties and memorial services catered during Memorial Day Weekend? I ran my buns off, but I made bank so it was work it. *grins* Today was my first time in [...]
I’m totally upset right now. My manager at the restaurant must have found out I took a second job, because yesterday she called me into the office to tell me she was cutting another dinner shift of mine. She has never really liked me and is always kind of bitchy and rude when [...]
I started moonlighting this weekend for a catering company that does these super fancy parties. The owner was in the restaurant a little bit ago and gave me her card in case I was looking for extra work. And they did just scale back hours a little, so I called her and she [...]
Omg so tonight I went to the grocery store and was halfway through check-out when I realized I didn’t have my debit card. I was so embarassed! The clerk was really nice though- I go there all the time, so she let me take the groceries home (so the cold stuff wouldn’t spoil/melt) [...]
Gosh you guys sure have been keeping your phone sex girlfriend busy! Thanks for all the hot phone sex calls and fun conversations…
Marvelous Marty has such a great imagination! He surprises me all the time with new ways for us to play, and we always explode together so hard. But you know [...]
“Orgasmic dysfunction.” Omg! I never knew there was such a thing, but thank god I don’t suffer from it! *giggles* That has just got to suck so bad! Hmmm, maybe I should start offering orgasm therapy. Hehehe! I guess in a way, I already do…
I spent a little [...]