Sexy shoutout time…
Daddy Dearest called me the other day just to get to know me better! That’s right, technically we didn’t even have phone sex, but it was an awesome call anyways. Or maybe BECAUSE of that. Sometimes it’s just really cool to find out a little more about the person on [...]
What an awesome 4th! Not only did I make bank at the dinner we catered (double time plus ginormous tips), but I got to raise a few flagpoles for my phone sex boyfriends. Hehehe!
First there was the super sexy call with my Morning Moaner. I swear he knows just how to make [...]
Can I just say that sloppy drunk guys are so not sexy? Yesterday I had to work a wedding and the groomsmen got so sloshed, they were really obnoxious. It was so bad at one point that Shirley took the father of the groom aside and told him to keep a couple of [...]
Oooooh guess what!?!?! I made the Bay City Blues phone sex Hot List three weeks in a row thanks to you awesome phone boyfriends! The Hot List is basically Howard and Tonya’s way of giving us girls a little pat on the ass when we do good. Every week they list the top five girls, [...]
I got home from the catering office today and there was a package waiting from Marvelous Marty! It’s this really cool book called Becoming a Chef, and it was a total surprise because it wasn’t even on my Amazon wishlist. It’s a very inspirational book, especially to me right now considering my current job transition. Why am I [...]
I’m totally upset right now. My manager at the restaurant must have found out I took a second job, because yesterday she called me into the office to tell me she was cutting another dinner shift of mine. She has never really liked me and is always kind of bitchy and rude when [...]
“Orgasmic dysfunction.” Omg! I never knew there was such a thing, but thank god I don’t suffer from it! *giggles* That has just got to suck so bad! Hmmm, maybe I should start offering orgasm therapy. Hehehe! I guess in a way, I already do…
I spent a little [...]
Well I finally got some new pages added and figured out how to import my old LJ blog entries, and then the whole darn thing disappeared! Thankfully it’s all fixed now, and hopefully there will be no more blog downtime. It makes me feel so out of touch! Besides, how else can I express my [...]
Omg omg omg! So yesterday I open my door to get the mail and almost trip over a package from Amazon. I didn’t ordered anything recently, so I had no idea what it was until I saw that it was overnighted from BCB. It was a birthday present from Marvelous Marty! [...]