When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So, I took her to a gas station.
And that’s how the fight started…
I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told [...]
Well no matter who you voted for, you can’t deny that this was one history-making election! I worked an election party that was totally out of control- everybody was tipsy by 7pm, and by the time they called it for Obama just after 8pm (my time, Pacific), we had to send a runner back [...]
TOP 10 REASON TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10. You’re guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don’t have to compliment the person who gave you [...]
I can’t believe I’m finally settled in! OMG how do I even explain how much I love love LOVE my new place? It’s absolutely perfect for me. It’s a one-bedroom, loft-style condo with an open floor plan and tons of natural light. I’m going to try to get a friend with a camera over here [...]
Has it really been so long since I updated my blog? *blush* I’ve been so busy taking care of my special phone boyfriends, that I haven’t had any spare time to write! And when I’m not catering an event or in the office, I’m packing up my things and getting ready to move. Yep that’s [...]
Omg I am soooo super excited! I think I found the condo I want to buy! My parents approve of it AND it’s $5K less than my budget. It’s a one-bedroom, with a full bathroom plus a half bath, open floor plan with remodeled kitchen. It’s perfect for me! The [...]
Mmmm, doesn’t a nice cuddle with your favorite phone sweetheart sound like the perfect way to start your weekend? *smiles* I have almost the whole weekend off, except for a small banquet tomorrow evening. And that should only take three hours max, so I’m pretty much free all weekend! Yay! The [...]
By Age At Wal-Mart
You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house. Mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever. You are hot and sweaty, covered in dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know the outfit- shorts with the hole [...]
Aren’t these cute? I love funny food pictures…
Speaking of cute…Wow! Did you see all the gorgeous new girls at Bay City Blues phone sex? Check them out…There’s sexy storyteller Vanessa, barely-legal cutie pie Kelly, and kinky cougar Victoria! Yummy! I can’t wait to play with all of them! Really, we have the best girls at [...]
Sexy shoutout time…
Daddy Dearest called me the other day just to get to know me better! That’s right, technically we didn’t even have phone sex, but it was an awesome call anyways. Or maybe BECAUSE of that. Sometimes it’s just really cool to find out a little more about the person on [...]